Yes, it's a hard job, but someone's got to do it. I am a working dog after all.
We hit the shops in the neighborhood, surfed the Internet, and made lots of calls.
Given my excitement, I applaud myself for my restraint as evidenced below
You can see my canine contributions on the RealSimple.com pets blog.
Truth be told, when it really comes down to it, a slipper will do just fine.