Why Bark When You Can Blog?

Waiting for the Bus

I'm trying to remain calm, but I really have to get to work.

When will MY bus show up?

No Handouts

Unexpectedly, I ran into my Sugar Daddy a few blocks away from our usual haunt.

But I was too late.

The treats were gone.

I looked at him with quiet reproach.

Trompe L'Oeil

As I strolled along the Esplanade, I was faked out.

I ran over to this small, black furry creature and sniffed his rear parts, but the smell was synthetic.

In all my years...

He was on wheels no less!

Heads and Tails

Did I mention I was groomed yesterday?

Well they did a very nice job, although my ears are a tad long as is my tail.

The groomer was warned -- under no circumstances was she to clip the tail -- and she obviously heard that message loud and clear.

In any case, here I am with my new haircut, my Porty tail raised in the air as I spring forward to greet the day.

Guys Who Lunch

It was a long day...my dark, luxurious hair had to be brushed...and brushed...and brushed...Then my hair had to be shampooed...my nails clipped...my ears cleaned...my paws pampered.

All this upkeep is exhausting!

But I have to maintain my good looks. It's a full-time job after all!

Here Comes the Groom

We tried a new salon today, but the person we requested called in sick, which meant all sorts of delays. I had to hang at the salon for 7 hours -- Geez! Fortunately, I'm an old pro in spite of my young age, so I handled it in stride.

My [hair] mats are gone and I'm looking especially huggable if you ask me!

Me and My Shadow

I wasn't sure if it was my "twin," a long-lost sibling or a mirage.

Whowever or whatever it was, I was captivated.

The Green Meat

It walks like an artichoke, it talks like an artichoke, but there's meat inside!

Truly, I'm baffled by my new toy but I'm happy nonetheless to chomp on it, play fetch, and pretend I'm Figo the soccer star!

Referee

Sometimes the little ones need me to keep an eye out...you know, make sure nothing untoward is going on.

I Packed My Picnic Basket

But alas, the party was in full swing without me.

Can you hear me sighing?